the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?

(via kathlynnguyen)

• Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
• Me: Math.

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

(via inbox)

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

(via kathlynnguyen)

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

(via inbox)

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via closedmouth-openmind)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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